I crashed into a pole on my bike. the bruise is disappearing :(
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need tea. Also to be in the same state as the girl.